Real Estate Horror Stories, Vol. 1: Mr. Smoochy Smoochy

Has your mom’s ex-boyfriend ever mistaken you for your mother and tried to kiss you? Mine did. 😂

Transcript:

It hasn’t been easy to work up the courage to tell you this true story, but it’s my deepest desire that I, Eric with Eric Andersen Homes, having lived to tell the tale, might help you avoid a similar fate. It all began one cold, rainy evening some years ago at my mom’s condo. My wife and I were staying in the guest room, and the lighting in this unit was exceptionally poor. Well, Mr. Smoochy-Smoochy, who was dating my mom at the time, crept quietly into the poorly-lit guest room where my wife and I were fast asleep. Mistaking me for my mother, ol’ Smoochy tried to put the moves on! I leapt out of bed into my best Kung Fu stance and let out this primal yell, nearly knocking Mr. Smoochy-Smoochy onto his tushy. Now, everyone tells me I get my good looks from my mother, but nobody’s ever actually mistaken me for my mother before. It just goes to show how vital it is to have proper lighting in your home. And I, dear friends, having lived through this trauma, know exactly what to look for so you don’t end up like me. I’m Eric with Eric Andersen Homes, and I will help you find a home where the only smooching that takes place will be on purpose.

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